tsarbucks:

cursethegoldfish:

I’m actually dying lmao

more like your phone’s actually dying plug it in


zeldaux:

lujuria:

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cute-overload:

Not groomed vs. groomedhttp://cute-overload.tumblr.com


shiips:

Are u fuckin serious the day I’m not sick anymore I get my period get fuckes


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linxspiration:

"No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world."
RIP Robin Williams. 1951 - 2014.

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zeldaux:

lujuria:

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cute-overload:

We were at a dairy farm, and saw these two under the barn waiting for mom.http://cute-overload.tumblr.com


pulpdrinker:

sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’

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Anonymous asked: Favorite sex position?

Oh uh.

Doggy style, or girl-on-top.

Most used sex position is probably missionary because it’s generally the position I find myself in by default, and it’s pretty gr9 too.
Sex is great no matter the position.

Keep these coming please friend(s).

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Anonymous asked: Turn ons? Offs? :P

Okay sure. I never worked out who you were so whatever, you can have a long and detailed answer.

Ons:

  • When a girl is forward, demanding, and makes the first move.
    For example:
    -When she randomly sends me nudes.
    -When she grabs my hands and puts them on her boobs.
    -When she takes her top off randomly and shows me tits.
    -When she strips into her underwear and sits on me.
    -When she tries to make it look like an accident when she’s bending over and flashing her ass at me, acting all embarassed and ‘oops’ when she really just wants me to fuck her.
    -When she randomly grabs me and starts making out with me.
    -When she randomly grabs my dick.
  • Making out. Little tongue never hurts.
  • Nudes. Especially randomly sent nudes.
  • Being called “sir”.
  • See-through shirts.
  • When she’s in her underpants and one of my shirts, comes over, sits on me and slowly strips the shirt off.
  • Fingers running along my back.
  • Hickeys and neck kisses. (Yes they work for guys too)
  • Giving neck kisses.
  • A great butt.
  • Decent boobs.
  • Not too thin. Curves are my favourite.
  • Putting my hands right down her shirt while standing behind her kissing her gently.(Very specific I know)
  • Giving head.(Yes, I do enjoy doing this a lot.)
  • Lingerie and sexy outfits. (Not like a police officer roleplay costume but you know, like revealing, tight, etc.)
  • Pale girls

Offs:

  • Uh, fuck, I don’t know. Nothing really turns me off. 
  • If I think of something I will edit this post.
  • Really I don’t know.
  • Sorry.
  • You can’t turn me off baby.
  • #creepy

Thanks for the ask though, now tell me who you are..

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kaylalala17:

Its a freaking Huskorgi. I. want. one.