thepianogirl1:

amberbydreams:

quirkilicious:

talikira:

wholmesianmisfit:

Who remembers

Motherfucking Scholastic

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Book

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Orders

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And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up

at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

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I seriously miss the book fair.

Wait, you mean these don’t exist anymore?

MOTHERFUCKINGTHESE

We even had them in Pakistan and they were a big hit.

Oh the good old days

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paradisaic:

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if only tumblr worked like PowerPoint

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"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source

kittensandcoffee:

MY ENTIRE LIFE.

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"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source


stability:

people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with

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beyoncevevo:

edsock:

marchingjaybird:

davidmarquez:

Australia’s Stay in School Campaign ain’t f’ing around.

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN I AM ACTUALLY CRYING

i need an hour or two to recover after watching this

STAY IN SCHOOL STAY IN SCHOOL STAY IN SCHOOL STAY IN SCHOOL

I love my country

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dekutree:

girls: spank me i’ve been naughty

me: its okay we all make mistakes 

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Hell could not be any worse than what I am experiencing right now.

i want my fucking kitten back. i want everything to be normal and happy again. go fuck yourself 


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nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”

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divination:

my sim boyfriend woohooed w/ me then moved into another bed immediately after then DIED now he haunts my house and every time i try and talk to him he turns into dust ALL BOYS ARE THE SAME

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4t-ounce:

"That’s gonna be 18.50 fuck boi"


harryhickey:

sadderdays:

garlic bread is fucking gross

report this blog

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Fuck

i want sex i swear ive never been this horny in my life 


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